Cat Jokes

Cat Joke 1
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

Cat Joke 2
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I can’t believe what I m seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all I m beating it 6 games to 1″

Cat Joke 3
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

Cat Joke 4
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

Cat Joke 5
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.

Cat Joke 6
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude

Cat Joke 7
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream

Cat Joke 8
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!

Cat Joke 9
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You re the purrfect cat for me!

Cat Joke 10
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Cat Joke 11
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!

Cat Joke 12
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!

Cat Joke 13
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They re purr-fect!

Cat Joke 14
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!

Cat Joke 15
Q: What do you call a cat Who’s joined the Red Cross? – A: A first-aid kit!